O : OK.... you're ... Mr. Stawan Singh and you're calling from 21 Jalan Kayu Ular. Your home number is 4674 8374, your mobile is 016 2994 5679. Which number are you calling from, Sir?

C : Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

O : We are connected to the System sir.

C : May I order your Seafood Pizza .........

O : That's not a good idea sir.

C : how come?

O : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level sir.

C : What? .... What do you recommend then?

O : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Lor Fun Pizza. You'll like it.

C : how do you know for sure?

O : you borrowed a bood entitled ' Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week, Sir.

C : OK. i give up ..... Give me three family - size ones then, how much will that cost?

O : That should be enough for your family of eight, sir. The total is RM75.99.

C : Can i pay by credit card?

O : I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank RM 2,755.60 since November last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, sir.

C : I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrivves.

O : You cant sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today.

C : Never mind, just send the pizzas, i'll have the cash ready. How long is it going to take anyway?

O : About 45 minutes, sir , but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle .....

C : What?!?!

O : According to the details in the System, you own a scooter registration number EX6767 ....

C : " *'!^s*%^*u*%^I7*"

O : Better watch your language sir. Remember on 10th June 1988 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman ....

C : ( speechless )

O : Is there anything else , Sir ?

C : Nothing ....... by the way .... aren't you giving me the three bottles of cola as advertised ?

O : We normally would sir, but based on your records you're also Diabetic .....

O : OK.... you're ... Mr. Stawan Singh and you're calling from 21 Jalan Kayu Ular. Your home number is 4674 8374, your mobile is 016 2994 5679. Which number are you calling from, Sir?

C : Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

O : We are connected to the System sir.

C : May I order your Seafood Pizza .........

O : That's not a good idea sir.

C : how come?

O : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level sir.

C : What? .... What do you recommend then?

O : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Lor Fun Pizza. You'll like it.

C : how do you know for sure?

O : you borrowed a bood entitled ' Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week, Sir.

C : OK. i give up ..... Give me three family - size ones then, how much will that cost?

O : That should be enough for your family of eight, sir. The total is RM75.99.

C : Can i pay by credit card?

O : I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank RM 2,755.60 since November last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, sir.

C : I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrivves.

O : You cant sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today.

C : Never mind, just send the pizzas, i'll have the cash ready. How long is it going to take anyway?

O : About 45 minutes, sir , but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle .....

C : What?!?!

O : According to the details in the System, you own a scooter registration number EX6767 ....

C : " *'!^s*%^*u*%^I7*"

O : Better watch your language sir. Remember on 10th June 1988 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman ....

C : ( speechless )

O : Is there anything else , Sir ?

C : Nothing ....... by the way .... aren't you giving me the three bottles of cola as advertised ?

O : We normally would sir, but based on your records you're also Diabetic .....